Ironic Times

 NO. 315 “Expect the Ironic” SEPT 25 - OCT 1, 2006 

Sept 18
Oct 2
 
CHAVEZ CALLS BUSH “THE DEVIL”
President (right) won't confirm or deny it.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S Policies Creating Opportunity to
Make New Middle East

Where everybody hates us.
Bush Fingers Syria As Terrorism Sponsor
If they don't cut it out, we'll stop sending them our prisoners to torture.
UN Report: Torture in Iraq Worse
Now Than Under Saddam

But better than under Nebuchadnezzar.
 
EDUCATION
Survey: Kids Physically
Inactive in Gym

Spend most of time filling out surveys.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Basketball: Team of Cadavers Beats U.S. Squad
But it was close.
U. S. NEWS
White House, Congress
Compromise on Torture

We'll torture fewer suspects, less often, and use only professional torturers.
Iraq Study Group Issues
Progress Report

With “Progress” crossed out.
FBI: New York Safest
Big City in 2005

Mainly because criminals can't afford to live there.
 
 
REMINDER
  Your results may vary.
 
White House Places Anti-Drug
Videos on YouTube

One spot shows Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld getting high, then paranoid, then ordering invasion of Iraq.
Logs: Abramoff Scandal Figures
Reed, Norquist Visited White
House Over 100 Times

They were there more than Bush.
 
MILESTONES
First All-Billionaire Forbes 400
For once, Bush can credit his tax cuts.
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