Ironic Times

 NO. 304 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 10 - 16, 2006 

July 3
July 17
 
SUPREME COURT TO CONTINUE POPULAR PROMOTIONS
First Monday in October designated Bobblehead Day.
WORLD NEWS
North Korean ICBM Fails
Test, Matching Failure of
U.S. Missile Shield

Opens new era of Mutually Assured Test Failures.
Poll: Britons View U.S. As Cruel,
Vulgar, Ignorant, Crime-Ridden,
Obsessed With Money, Bent on
World Domination

But otherwise favorably.
 
POLITICS
Lieberman Will Become an Independent if He Loses Dem Primary
Will become Republican if he loses election.
U. S. NEWS
CIA Closes Unit Focused on
Capture of Osama Bin Laden

To concentrate on upcoming midterm elections.
U.S. Population Approaching
300 Million

Increasing chance you might meet someone you like.
 
 
REMINDER
  You're nobody until somebody spies on you.
 
Bush to Tour Country to “Learn
What's On Americans' Minds”

Then ignore it.
DeLay Says He Lives in Virginia
Then asks reporters for directions to get there.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
America Losing Support Overseas
Experts can't explain why.
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