| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 New
Website Traces Travels of $10,000
Bill
So far it's bounced
around Washington, from a
representative for a
pharmaceutical firm, to a
full-time lobbyist and
finally into the hands of
the Senate Majority
Leader. |
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| SPORTS |
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Book: Barry Bonds Took Steroids
To Boost Home Run Totals
Sold historic home run balls to pay for
them. |
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U.S. Team Loses to Canada at
World Baseball Classic
Americans complain Canadian players pay
less for their performance-enhancing drugs. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Australia:
Beached Cows Have
Authorities Puzzled
Some fear “sign of
the Apocalypse,”
others “public art
project paid for with tax
dollars.” |
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| A
Look Ahead ... |
| 2006:
Iraq dissolves into civil
war, oil prices spike,
Dems regain control of
House, Senate. |
| 2007:
Bush impeached,
convicted. |
| 2008:
Cheney impeached,
convicted. Little-known
Democratic governor
elected president. |
| 2009 - 2012:
Democratic Administration
withdraws from Iraq,
repeals Bush tax cuts,
signs Kyoto Accords,
stops illegal torture,
domestic spying, restores
slashed funds for social
programs, education,
health care. |
| 2013 - 2016:
Democrat reelected in
landslide, economy booms,
budget deficit replaced
by budget surplus. Video
surfaces on Internet of
President with
transvestite stripper in
bathroom of Air Force
One, evangelical
Republican elected
President on pledge to
restore dignity to
bathrooms on Air Force
One. |
| 2017:
Republican President
restores Bush tax cuts,
slashes social programs,
orders preemptive war on
Iran. |
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