Ironic Times

 NO. 285 “Expect the Ironic” FEB 27 - MAR 5, 2006 

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MORE TROUBLE FOR BUSH: WHITE HOUSE BUGGED
Critics blame outsourcing of Secret Service to Djibouti.
FACTOID
Airlines Lose 10,000 Pieces of
Luggage Every Day

Few, if any, are ever found.
 
WORLD NEWS
Rumsfeld: Al Qaeda Has Best PR
Also outstanding product placement.
Special Feature: Spotlight on Our Partners in Port Security
 
Who: Royal Families of United Arab Emirates
Economy: Oil, gas, money laundering, sex trade
References: G.W. Bush, Michael Jackson, Osama bin Laden
Activities for Children: Camel racing, slavery
Fun Fact: United Arab Emirates was a financial and operational base for the 9/11 hijackers.
American quality most admired by UAE leaders: Trust
U. S. NEWS
Eight Meat Processing Workers
Share $365 Million Lottery Win

Join Republican Party.
Administration Reclassifies
Thousands of Historical Documents

Move meant to thwart terrorist time travelers.
Utah Supreme Court Removes Polygamist Judge
Three wives not a problem, but thirty-two children raises questions about his judgment.
 
REMINDER
  It's time for your annual makeover.
 
Latest FBI Computer System Late, Over Budget, Like Failed Predecessor
ACLU calls it “best hope” for civil liberties.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Signs of Progress In Iraq Reconstruction
Shown: Mickey Mouse clutches blueprints for Al Anbar Province Disneyland.
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