Ironic Times

 NO. 283 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 13 - 19, 2006 

Feb 6
Feb 20
 
PRESIDENT SHOWING EARLY SIGNS OF ALZHEIMER'S?
Doctors note inability to recognize old friend (circled) and fundraiser whom he frequently consulted on Indian affairs.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Iraq's Oil, Electricity,
Water, Sewage Worse Than
During Saddam's Rule

But better than during Ottoman Empire.
Al Qaeda Thanks Media For Tipping
Them Off to U.S. Spying

Terrorist group “had no idea” U.S. intelligence agencies were
listening in.
 
THE WAR
Soldier Forced to Pay for Body Armor Soaked With Own Blood Given Refund
Who says there aren't any positive stories coming out of Iraq?
 
ART
Authenticity of Several Jackson Pollock Works Questioned
Expert believes they're reproductions made by a frustrated chimp.
U. S. NEWS
Bush: Plot Foiled in '04
Secret wiretaps prevented terrorists from winning presidential election.
Trade Deficit Hits All-Time High
Analysis: for every handmade oven mitt we export, we import fifty thousand BMW's.
Attorney General Not Sworn in for Senate Testimony on Secret Spying
Didn't stop him from committing perjury last time, so why bother?
 
REMINDER
  When filing for bankruptcy, add two
  cents to the postage.
 
Halliburton Awarded $385
Million to Build Emergency
Detention Camps in U.S.

For war profiteers.
Plans to Truck 54,000 Tons of
Radioactive Nuclear Waste
Deemed Safe

As long as some nut doesn't cut in front without signaling.
 
 
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