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PEOPLE
Karen Hughes Brings Positive Image of Americans To Middle East
Tells skeptical Muslims we're not just greedy, decadent, arrogant, war-mongering religious hypocrites bent on world domination.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Report: TV Stunts Children's
Brain Development

Findings to be revealed in ten-part television series.
 
BUSINESS
Palm, Microsoft to Launch
Smart Phone

It shuts off when you have nothing intelligent to say.
Company That Supplied Defective
Bulletproof Vests to President
Under Scrutiny

Experts call it “cronyism gone horribly wrong.”
 
INTERNET
“Pamela Anderson” Most Popular Search Term in Last 10 Years
Includes number of times Pamela Anderson searched for “Pamela Anderson.”
SCIENCE
FDA to Approve Cloned Foods
For when you're having more than one.
Biologists Observe Gorillas Using Simple Tools in the Wild
Gorillas observe biologists using simple tools in the wild.
 
Study: Passenger Jets Could Cut Fuel Use 20% By Flying in Formation
Except during duck season.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Latest Study: 90% of U.S. Men,
70% of Women Will Become
Obese

Krispy Kreme stock rebounds.
Pre-Packaged Salads Tied to E-Coli
But they're SO convenient!
Study: Clowns Ease Anxiety
In Most Young Patients

Only a small minority are severely traumatized.
 

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