Ironic Times

 NO. 255 "Expect the Ironic" AUGUST 1 - 7, 2005 

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OOPS: BARBARA BUSH'S MOTHERLY ADVICE PICKED UP BY MICROPHONES
She's heard whispering, “Dump Rove.”
 
WORLD NEWS
New Reason for Iraq War Revealed
It was to spread theocracy throughout the Middle East.
U.S. Leads Coalition on
Kyoto Alternative

Secret pact would reduce emissions as of unnamed date, by unknown amount, through unspecified voluntary actions.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Wine Passes
Beer in Popularity

Finding bodes well for Democrats.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Washington: Congress Leaves for Summer Recess
“We accomplished a lot,” says Rep. Tom DeLay (below, center).
 
U. S. NEWS
Congress OKs Far-Reaching
Energy Bill

Reaches far into your wallet for big oil companies.
McCain Presses for Legislation Enforcing Standards for Prisoner Interrogation
White House threatens veto of any bill that doesn't permit sexual humiliation.
Report: FBI Concentrating
Antiterrorist Efforts on
A.C.L.U., Greenpeace

Groups may pose greatest threat to republic since Dr. Spock.
 
REMINDER
  Everything is part of an ongoing
  investigation.
 
House Passes Transportation
Bill, 412-8

Eight members' bribes arrive late.
Frist Now Supports Stem Cell Research
Says it could have saved Terri Schiavo.
Group Intends to Convert South Carolina to Christian State
They're opposed by consortium of deli owners and comedy club managers.
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