| PEOPLE |
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Fatwa Reinstated
for Salman Rushdie
Koran forbids trophy wives. |
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 Bush
Welcomes Indian Prime
Minister to White House
Asks for help in deleting
sensitive e-mails from his
computer. |
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| MILESTONES |
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Man Who Invented TV Dinner
Dies
Of aluminum poisoning. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Greenspan: Outlook Positive,
Except For Housing Bubble, Oil Price
Runup
Advice: sell home for gold, buy assault
weapon. |
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Gov.
Schwarzenegger, Mickey
Mouse Conclude Meetings
“We found many areas
of agreement,” says
Mickey Mouse. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Chinese More Ignorant About
Sex Than Any Other Subject, Says Expert
Attributes population of 1.3 billion to
“sheer luck.” |
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New Machine Measures Brain
Activity, Can See What You See
You can watch it watching you watching it. |
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 DEA Unearths
First Tunnel Between
Canada, U.S.
Passageway used to
smuggle prescription
drugs into U.S. |
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| SCIENCE |
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New Driverless Robotic Cars
May Revolutionize Travel
People would have the ability to stay
home all the time. |
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| EDUCATION |
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U.S. Losing Lead in Science
And Engineering
Becoming dominant in quackery and
superstition. |
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