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White House
Reporter Receives
Pulitzer Prize
Jeff “Gannon”
(not his real name) wins
in new category, Fake
Journalism. |
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36% of High School Students Think
Newspapers Should Get “Government
Approval” Before Printing Stories
White House press relations office calls
poll results “encouraging.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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TV: Super Bowl Ratings Down
4%
Many choose to skip game and go to
topless clubs. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Citigroup to Cut 1,000 Jobs
Will preserve core positions putting
customers on hold, selling them services
they don't want. |
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Donald Duck
Addresses Disney
Shareholders
Calls for Goofy's ouster;
blames him for Ovitz
mess, losing Pixar. |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA: This Could Be
“Hottest Year Ever”
But “nothing like next year,”
and “don't even ask” about
year after that. |
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 Astronomers:
Some Planets In
Our Galaxy Could
Be Covered With Diamonds
Enough to make everyone
on Earth “fabulously
wealthy.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Curry Spice May Fight Alzheimer's
So use a bit more on your enchilada. |
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Americans' Life Expectancy to
Drop Due to Obesity
Analysis: more of us will be getting
stuck in doorways, turnstiles. |
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| CORRECTION |
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A recent article stated incorrectly
that “after months and months of
relentless news coverage, the Michael
Jackson trial has finally ended.” It
should have stated, “after months
and months of relentless news coverage,
the Michael Jackson trial has finally
begun.” We regret any confusion
caused by our error. |
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