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Dick Cheney says he never met John Edwards until the debate. Photo (above) taken at 2001 National Prayer Breakfast is therefore:
A )Edwards with Cheney look-alike.
B )Edwards with Cheney stunt double.
C )Edwards with Cheney's evil twin.
D )Edwards with Cheney's good twin.

President Bush recently signed into law a bill extending tax cuts to the wealthiest Americans while cutting the tax credit for the poorest 9.2 million children. The bill is called:
A )The Rich Republicans Dupe the Rest of Us Bait-and-Switch Chutzpah Act
B )The Working Families Three Card Monte Smoke and Mirrors Fleecing and Embezzlement Bill
C )The Working Families Tax Relief Act
FASHION
Current Events Affecting Fashion World
Model (shown) wears outfit designed for flu vaccine shortage, bioengineered grass.
EDUCATION
Education Dept. Destroys
300,000 Booklets After
Lynne Cheney Complains

Parent guide failed to honor America for opposing government censorship.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Clinton Library Construction Continues
Massive structure will eventually have enough bookshelf space to hold 14 copies of his autobiography.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Global Warming Prompts Rules Change at Miss Earth Contest
Contestants must wear skimpier bathing suits.
 

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