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PEOPLE
Bill Gates No Longer World’s Richest Man
It’s Ingvar Kamprad, who says he had “no idea” he had that kind of money.
 
INTERNET
Microsoft Tries to Fix Latest
Problem With Internet Explorer

Browser can accidentally slide off your screen, eat your children, set fire to your house.
 
BUSINESS
Education, Retraining
Key to New Jobs

Sky's the limit for middle-aged workers who've lost jobs in manufacturing but now have Ph.D.s in Biochemical Engineering.
Kellogg's Recalls Boxes of Corn Pops Containing Spider-Man Watch
Children could accidentally swallow cereal.
SCIENCE
Antarctic Weather Station
Monitoring Climate Change Will
Float Away Due to Global Warming

After that, no more annoying reports.
Study: Most Deceitful Monkeys
Have Biggest Brains

“And one in particular owes me $500,” says researcher who asked to remain nameless.
 
Space Elevator Can Be Operating In 15 Years, Say Scientists
Until then, take the stairs.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Experimental Drug PT-141 Increases Sex Drive in Female Rats
Great news for male rats.
Study: Watching TV Accelerates Onset of Puberty
In adults.

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