| PEOPLE |
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Godzilla,
Fire-Breathing Movie
Monster of Yesteryear, to
Retire
“In this business,
I'm a dinosaur,” he
says. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Gibson’s The
Passion of the Christ
Becomes Top-Grossing R-Rated Movie Ever
Passes Boogie Nights and I’m
Gonna Git You Sucka in total box
office receipts. |
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| FOOD |
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Report: McDonald's
Salads Have More Fat Than Their Burgers
Chain immediately begins touting
“Less Fat Than a Salad” Big
Macs. |
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| BUSINESS |
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U.S. CEOs Still Being Paid
500 Times Average Worker's Salary
Of course, the average worker doesn't
have to support a trophy wife. |
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 Kool
Debuts New Line of Flavored
Cigarettes
Should appeal to smokers
who are “desperately trying to
quit,” says Brown and Williamson
spokesman. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Microbial Fuel Cell Can
Generate
Electricity from Bull Manure
Entire government could be powered by
executive branch alone. |
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Inventor Patents Device for
Putting Ads in Space
Hopes to make billions and billions of
dollars. |
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 Genetic
Code of Chicken Released
Research team will next
tackle more complex
genetic code of Chicken
McNugget. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Americans “Eating
Themselves to Death”
Concludes that Americans should “stop eating
themselves to death.” |
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New Pill Helps You Quit
Smoking and Lose Weight
Drug, called nofuneverin, is in final
testing stage. |
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| LAW |
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Group Asks Justice Scalia to
Recuse Himself From Upcoming Case
Supreme Court will soon decide if the
owner of a house of prostitution in
Nevada has to pay medical costs for
injuries incurred by one of his employees
during a session of rough sex with
Justice Scalia. |
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