| PARANORMAL |
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England:
Palace Ghost Caught On
Camera
He seems scared. |
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| SPORTS |
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Golf Hall of Fame Elects
Three New Members
Creator of Sansabelt pants, inventor of
umbrella hat, and Lee Trevino. |
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NFL: Giants
Fire Head Coach
Jim Fassel (shown) blamed
for team's
“grumpy”
attitude. |
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Baseball: Teams Move Moody
Malcontents
Make room for muscle-bound misanthropes. |
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Yankees Sign
Japanese Hurler to
Four-Year, $32 Million
Deal
He'll replace entire
pitching staff. |
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| Tips
for Beating Holiday
Travel Blues |
| 1. | Avoid parking
problems, long lines by
arriving at airport a few
days early. |
| 2. | Reduce stress of
holiday driving by having
a few stiff drinks before
getting behind the wheel. |
| 3. | Don't get victimized
by peak holiday gas
prices, purchase 500
gallon tank and fill 'er
up! |
| 4. | If roads and airports
are congested, try
little-used interior
canals. |
| 5. | Whiny or combative
children in the back
seat? Try Valium-Flavored
Kool-Aid. |
| 6. | Lighten the mood on
overcrowded jet by
announcing, "I have
a bomb! Take this plane
to Faluja!" |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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FDA Approves
GloSperm
Bio-engineered human
sperm that glows in the
dark goes on sale in
January. |
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