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PEOPLE
Osama Regains Ratings Lead Over Saddam
Wins key 18-34 demographic with latest special, but trails rival in total households.
Britney Spears Says She
Supports Bush

“He's, like, the President, right?” she adds.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Affleck-Lopez Marriage Called Off
Friends say insufficient media frenzy to blame.
After Years of Feuding, Simon and Garfunkel Agree to Reunion
The “Sunshine Boys” tour begins next month.
 
BUSINESS
Barbie Dolls Banned in Saudi Arabia
For all the wrong reasons.
New “Hitler” Label Wine Goes On Sale
Aimed at “the discerning anti-Semite.”
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Research: Black Death May Not Have Been Caused by Bubonic Plague
Most trampled in panic when town crier yelled out, "Plague on way, details at eleven!"
USDA Revises Food Pyramid
New guidelines recommend more bioengineered vegetables, fewer PCBs, pesticides.
 
 
SCIENCE
Study: Women Faster at
Counting Objects

Men can't get past two.
Study: Humans Began Eating
Meat 2.5 Million Years Ago

Fries, shakes soon after.
Black Hole Sends Sound Waves
57 Octaves Below Middle C

Can only be heard by James Earl Jones.

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