Ironic Times

 NO. 156 "Expect the Ironic" SEPTEMBER 8 - 14, 2003 

Sept 1
Sept 15
IRAQ: LARGE CROWD CHEERS U.S. OCCUPYING FORCES
Turns out to be another “flash mob,” which quickly disperses.
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Army Reportedly Used Steroids
Victories in Afghanistan, Iraq could be
thrown out.
North Korea May or May Not
Have Nuclear Weapons

U.S. may or may not talk to them about it.
 
CALIFORNIA RECALL
Schwarzenegger Past Comes
Back to Haunt Him

It's revealed he made violent action movies in Hollywood before entering politics.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Cleaner, Quieter Bison Return to Yellowstone
Herds voluntarily make improvements, as requested by EPA.
U. S. NEWS
Hurricane Fabian Slams Bermuda
Headquarters of hundreds of America's
biggest corporations destroyed.
Bush to Create Government Post to Nurture Manufacturing Jobs
In China.
 
REMINDER
  Marriage and a messy divorce should
  be between a man and a woman.
 
Rice, Rumsfeld Compare Iraq
To Post-War Germany

Iraqis compare it to pre-war Germany.
Poll: Two-Thirds of Those Asked Couldn't Name Any Democratic Candidates
But could name Bush's dogs, ranch hands, White House sous-chef.
10 Commandments Monument Removed From Alabama Courthouse
Replaced by "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughters."
 
FACTOID
Identity Theft Affects Half of
All Americans

But no one's sure which half.
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