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TRENDS
Flash Mobs Falling Out of Favor
Only one person showed up at this one.
 
SPORTS
Football Season Begins With Many Stars Injured
Creates opportunities for many lesser-known players to be injured.
Track and Field: U.S. Dominates
Wins every event at Anabolic Steroid Games.
 
AUTOS
Detroit Going After SUV Owners
New models, like the '04 Oinkmobile (shown), aim at the “conspicuous consumer in all of us,” says GM spokesperson.
Q: Can I vote "no" on the recall and still vote for one of the other candidates?
A: Yes. Your vote for a replacement is not contingent on a "yes" vote on the recall.

Q. Can I vote in the recall election if I've seen Conan the Barbarian but am not a California resident?
A. No. In order to vote in the recall election you must be a California resident.

Q. If I'm not sure who to vote for but totally have the hots for the woman in the next voting booth, can I mark my ballot, "whoever the fox in the pink bikini is voting for"?
A. No. You must make a selection from among the candidates on the ballot, or write in the name of a specific individual.

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