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ENTERTAINMENT
Britney Spears, Madonna Receive Top Honors
Both are winners at annual Adolescent Male Fantasy Awards, held in Hollywood.
 
PEOPLE
Schwarzenegger Admits He Took
Part in Wild Orgies, Smoked Drugs,
Hung Out With Hookers

But offers no specifics.
Old Letters Prove Lindbergh Had Second Family in Germany
Makes him first man to fly solo across the Atlantic without his wife finding out.
 
BUSINESS
Mall of America to Expand
Will add Canada, Mexico.
President of New York Stock Exchange Paid $140 Million, Board Reveals
Richard A. Grasso gets a dollar for every American who lost money in the market.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
AMA Journal: Dark Chocolate
Good for Your Heart

But only when combined with a sensible program of massive alcohol consumption.
Study: Sage May Combat Alzheimer's
But parsley, rosemary, and thyme only make it worse.
 
SPECIAL FEATURE
Economy Will Revive Soon as Americans Spend Their
$350 Billion in Tax Cuts
  Divorce lawyers are first option; stocks, running for California governor also popular.
 
EDUCATION
University of Colorado #1 Party School, Says Princeton Review
Princeton #1 party-pooper school, says Colorado Review.

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