| RELIGION |
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Alabama Compromise
Satisfies Devotees of
Different Faiths
Ten Commandments to share
display area with Kama
Sutra (right). |
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| EDUCATION |
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National Testing Policy Showing Results.
Now possible to identify school districts
which cheat on tests by seeing where scores
are improving. |
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Students Returning to College
Face Vastly Higher Tuition Fees
Many must choose between books and beer. |
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| SPORTS |
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Report: Pete Rose to Be
Reinstated by Major League Baseball
Just as soon as he coughs up the $500,000
he owes his bookie. |
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| ART |
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Mona Lisa
Begins Tour of Europe
“I’m looking
for some adventure,”
she says, with an
enigmatic smile. |
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With the blazing summer sun
melting the keys on my wireless
laptop, here are a couple of stocks that
should really heat up, enough to
pay for a new air conditioner:
If you're looking for a
really fast buck, try
Counterfitness Centers
(FAKE-MNY), which is a
counterfeiting ring disguised as
a chain of health clubs.
They'll get caught, but
until they do they're making
a lot of money.
While I usually steer clear of
entertainment stocks, Triple X
Films (XXX-FLMS) caught my eye. A
low-budget producer of
pornographic movies, they pay
actors virtually nothing and
don't file income taxes,
making their profit margin the
envy of Wall Street.
With a little luck we'll all
be a whole lot cooler - or in the
cooler - this summer!
(Mr. Money is paid by each of
the companies mentioned.) |
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