Ironic Times

 NO. 153 "Expect the Ironic" AUGUST 18 - 24, 2003 

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Aug 25
 
ARNOLD VISITS NEW YORK
Makes it to fundraiser in spite of blackout.
 
WORLD NEWS
Liberia: Taylor Replaced by Blah
Blah replaced by Feh.
 
CALIFORNIA RECALL
All 135 Candidates to Debate
Each will be given two seconds to speak, one second for rebuttal.
Ringling Bros., Barnum & Bailey Sue State of California Over Recall
Cite plagiarism, copyright infringement, slander and "reckless disparagement of the dignity of circuses everywhere."
Experts Predict Record Voter Turnout
For first time in state history it could approach 100%.
U. S. NEWS
White House: Iraq Iran Has WMDs
Could launch attack within forty-five minutes.
Foiled Sale of Shoulder-Fired
Missile Worries White House

NRA opposes ban on weapon.
Homeland Security Dept. Warns of Microsoft Windows Flaw
Terrorists could enter your computer, play your games, read your e-mail.
 
REMINDER
    If you can't stand the heat, get
    off the planet.
 
EPA Nominee Favors “Balanced Environmental Management”
He’ll protect some of the environment, plunder the rest.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Saddam Hussein Captured by
Coalition Forces

He's held briefly, then released on his own recognizance.
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