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President
"Stunned" by
News
Reacts after hearing Liza
Minnelli and David Gest
have decided to separate. |
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Arnold
Schwarzenegger Hires
Political Advisor
Gray Davis hires
personal trainer. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Viacom Settles Suit with Spike Lee
Network can use name, but can't promote
itself as “Mo' better TV.” |
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Hollywood: Sequels on Hold
Waiting for more originals to be written. |
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| BUSINESS |
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McDonald’s Offers Wireless
Internet Access
Available to all customers located
within six feet of a clown. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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First Masturbation, Now Pizza
Said to Cut Cancer Risk
Eating pizza while masturbating offers
best defense. |
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Survey: Women Lie More About
Their Sex Lives Than Men
Assuming they were answering truthfully. |
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REMINDER
A little intelligence
is a dangerous
thing. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: 70 Sextillian Stars
Counted
Project involved 70 volunteers counting
70 hours a week for 70 years. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week, in a story about nude women
hunting, we said that its Las Vegas
promoters described it as “sick and
barbaric” after the National
Organization for Women had called it
“good, clean fun.” The two
quotes were transposed. We are sorry for
any confusion. |
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