Ironic Times

 NO. 147 "Expect the Ironic" JULY 7 - 13, 2003 

June 30
July 14
 
GAY PRIDE DAY CELEBRATED NATIONWIDE
Even Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas (right) gets into the spirit.
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Offers $25 Million Reward for Saddam, $15 Million for Each Son
Money to come from Bush reelection funds.
U.S. Arrests Its Own Mayor in
Najif on Corruption Charges

Incompetent appointee was paying off all the wrong people.
 
FACTOID
By 2050, Median Age Will Be
52.3 in Europe, 35.4 in U.S

Intellectual age will be 35.4 in Europe, 8.3 here.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
U.S. Developing Global Strike Capability Within Two Hours
Drone attack vehicle to deliver payload even before evidence can be fabricated.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Concerned About Highest Unemployment in Nine Years
But mainly concerned about his own unemployment in two years.
Poll: 32% Believes Administration Was "Completely Truthful" About Iraq
Same percentage believed President Clinton was "completely truthful" about Monica Lewinsky.
 
REMINDER
    Everybody's out to get you.
 
May Orders Up for Non-Durable Goods
Way up for goods that fall apart immediately.
Senate Votes to Move Ridge Up to # 8 In Line of Presidential Succession
New order is as follows:
 
1.   Vice President
2.   Speaker of the House
3.   President Pro Tempore of the Senate
4.   President of the NRA
5.   President of Halliburton
6.   First Lady
7.   Chairman of the Republican Party
8.   Secretary of Homeland Security
9.   Friend of the President
10.   Friend of a friend of the President
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