Ironic Times

 NO. 146 "Expect the Ironic" JUNE 30 - JULY 6, 2003 

June 23
July 7
 
BUSH, MUSHARRAF MEET AT CAMP DAVID
Under heavy security, the American President (left) and his Pakistani counterpart discuss the war on terrorism.
WORLD NEWS
U.S. to Create New Iraqi Army
Will train them to fight old Iraqi army.
Afghanistan Regains Economic Clout
It's #1 again in world opium production.
Experts: Iraq May Evolve Into Fundamentalist State
Much like our own.
MISCELLANEOUS
Search Continues for Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq
Still nothing.
U. S. NEWS
National "Do-Not-Call"
Registry Debuts

Unfortunately, registry phone number is on "Do-Not-Call" list.
Supreme Court Rules Consenting
Texans May Do as They Please
In the Bedroom

But they damn well better not do it in the kitchen.
 
REMINDER
    The best things in life are way
    beyond your reach.
 
Howard Dean's 17-Year-Old Son Cited In Liquor Burglary of Country Club
Candidate's poll numbers soar.
EPA Moves to Ease Congestion in National Parks
Raises speed limit to 70.
Nation's Birth Rate Falls
To Record Low

Fewer babies want to be born, say analysts.
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