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 Carnival
Cruise Lines Debuts
Newest Ship
The Carnival Pride enters
harbor as tugboats spray
it with disinfectant. |
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| HEALTH /MEDICINE |
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Study: Brits Have Sex More
Often Than Americans
But they count a good conversation as
sex. |
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Latest: Drink Eight Glasses
Of Scotch and Water a Day
Slightly revises previous advisory. |
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| SPORTS |
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NHL: League
Bans All Playing
Any violators will be
dealt with harshly. |
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Olympics Replaces "Faster,
Higher, Stronger"
New motto: "Richer, Smarter,
Sneakier." |
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NBA:
Grizzlies Change Name to
Presleys
Team has won five of six
since the switch. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
 New
"Hotsy-Totsy"
Coffee Warmer Works With
Invisible X-Rays! We
couldn't believe how
handy this little gizmo
is. It not only heats
your coffee to a level
worthy of a lawsuit, but
it keeps it hot from
anywhere within fifteen
feet, as long as no one
crosses through the
powerful beam. $199, at
Macy's. |
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 These
3-Day DVDs Are Great!
Ever get sick of a movie
after one or two
viewings? Then make sure your
next DVD has
time-sensitive
technology. Before you
can kick yourself for
paying twenty bucks for
an Adam Sandler movie -
it's gone! The DVD,
thanks to clever
polymers, self-destructs
and becomes unplayable in
72 hours - or, if
you're lucky - even
sooner. Costs a little
more, but well worth it. |
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 Two-Way Telecommunicating
Kiosks Popping Up Like Starbucks!
Throw away the cellphone - that is, if you live
within a convenient distance of one of these
wonders. Enter the mysterious little
"booth" through a folding door and
you'll find a fully functional cellphone-on-a-wall!
The only caveat:
you must insert at least twenty-five cents in
change (sometimes more) to operate this
futuristic device. A great idea! |
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