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PAGE THREE - AUGUST 5 - 11, 2002
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MISCELLANEOUS
Ancient Chess Piece Found in Albania Shows Game Was Played 500 Years Earlier Than Previously Believed
First European championship, in 436, should be finished soon.
 
SPORTS
Russian Mafia Figure Charged with
Fixing Olympic Ice Skating Events

Says deals he arranged were in line with
generally accepted judging practices.
Baseball: Last-Minute Flurry of Trades Creates Confusion
Some players end up on eBay.
Home Run Goes Into Orbit
Prompts more calls for drug testing.
Pete Rose Starts Own Hall of Fame
First inductee: Arnold Rothstein.
Streakers
Take First
Title

Defeat clothed team, 3-2.


There have been all kinds of people calling for my resignation, but I have no intention of leaving. My job is to clean up Wall Street, and I intend to do so.

First of all, who better to correct this foul situation than the guy who was at the heart of it to begin with? These crooks who have been looting their company's coffers are all my good friends and former colleagues. I know how they operate. I know what went into their thinking, mainly because I was the one doing the thinking! So don't get rid of me, pay me more money. That's right. I want a nice fat raise. And a promotion.

Time for me to recuse myself. Thank you.

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