Ironic Times

 NO. 98 "Expect the Ironic" JULY 29 - AUG 4, 2002 

July 22
Aug 5
 
FORMER CEOs OF HARKEN, HALLIBURTON ARRESTED
Part of government's new "get tough" policy on corporate crime.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bad News: Asteroid Could Hit,
Destroy Earth in 2019

Good news: would end Mideast crisis.
Bush Withholds $34 Million in
UN Family Planning Funds

Afraid U.S. will run out of cheap foreign labor.
Iran, Iraq Feuding Again
Over which hates U.S. the most.
 
TRAVEL
 
Americans Take To the Highway For Summer Vacation Fun
More opt for family camping trips over air travel, hotels.
U. S. NEWS
Poll: Public Fed Up With Everyone
Republicans, Democrats, friends, relatives.
White House: Timing of Iraq Invasion Depends on Several Factors
Dow Jones average, Harken leaks, baseball strike, among others.
U.S. Recruiting Americans to
Act as Domestic Spies

Proceeding in accord with generally accepted police state practices.
 
REMINDER
Please dispose of nuclear waste properly.
 
Shortage of Translators at Guantanamo No Longer a Problem
Terrorists learning English so we can interrogate them.
Congress Considering End to
Cuban Trade, Travel Ban

Prospect of casinos, cheap cigars, brothels just ninety miles away appealing to many.
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