Ironic Times

 NO. 92 "Expect the Ironic" JUNE 17 - 23, 2002 

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June 24
 
ASHCROFT QUESTIONED ABOUT DETAINEES' RIGHTS
Repeatedly.
WORLD NEWS
Bush Has Vision for Palestinian State
Fraternity-based plan would rely on rush week, pledging, initiation pranks.
800 Million Suffer from Chronic
Hunger Says UN Food Summit,
Held Somewhere

Event not covered by Western media.
 
RELIGION
Cardinal Law Achieves Sainthood
Vatican designates him Patron Saint of Dirty Old Men.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Norway Unveils Its Own
Loch Ness Monster

Scotland sues, claims intellectual property rights have been violated.
 
U. S. NEWS
FBI Issues Warning
To U.S. Citizens

Public told to be suspicious of anyone born or raised here.
Microsoft Reports Security Flaw
Some of its software allows people to take control of their own computers.
SEC: CEOs Must Be Responsible
For Their Company's Finances

Otherwise they'll be forced to resign and "spend more time with their families."
"National Debt Clock" Operating Again
New owner borrows heavily to get it up and running.
House Ends Marriage Penalty
Married members can now have sex with whomever they please.
EPA Relaxes Air Pollution Rules
But Whitman hints she'll ask for a death-by-emphysema tax credit.
Ashcroft Announces Arrest of
Another U.S. Citizen

Bill Maher is being held without bail.
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