| SPORTS |
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Quiet Week for Sports Fans
Too early for curling, and hackey sack
season just ended. |
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China an Early Favorite
in Olympic Lifting
However, some have questioned
nation’s adherence to ban on steroids. |
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| BOOKS |
| THIS
WEEK'S BEST-SELLER LIST |
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1. |
The Survivalist's
Handbook: Deluxe Edition |
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2. |
Nostradamus is a Big Fat
Ignoramus |
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3. |
How to Make a Fortune in
the Coming Depression |
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4. |
The Koran For Dummies |
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5. |
How to Build Your Own
Spaceship |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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U.S. Surrenders to Taliban
American women to begin
wearing chadors immediately. |
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IRONIC
TIMES EXCLUSIVE
CNN'S 6 QUESTIONS
FOR OSAMA BIN LADEN
1. What's your favorite
cable news network?
2. Are you currently an AOL
subscriber?
3. How would you like to get
Time, People, and Sports
Illustrated for one year at 50%
off the regular newsstand price?
4. Do you get HBO?
5. How about Cinemax?
6. (from Larry King) Do you sleep
in the nude? |
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| ODDS AND ENDS |
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SMUCKER'S BUYS JIF
Wall Street analyst calls
it “perfect case of
corporate synergy.” |
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