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PAGE THREE - JULY 16 - 22, 2001
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MILESTONES
MTV MARKS ITS 20th ANNIVERSARY
Original VJ's gather for nostalgic reunion.
 
SPORTS
All-Stars Strut Stuff at Annual Game
Spit, scratch, swear, refuse to sign autographs.
Early Roots of Baseball Discovered
First reported game, in 1823, just ended.
Andre Agassi, Steffi Graf
Expecting in December

But fetus may turn pro in November.
 
RELIGION
HUGH HEFNER GOES TO HEAVEN
“Just the way I imagined it,” says Playboy's founder.
 
Where Are They Now?
(Periodically we'll answer readers' questions regarding the current whereabouts of celebrities who are no longer in the spotlight.)
One of my favorite actors of the '40's and '50's was the handsome and talented Bob Cummings. Whatever became of the star of Love That Bob and The Bob Cummings Show?
   Answer: He died in 1990.
I was wondering what funnyman "Lonesome" George Gobel is doing these days?
Answer: Pushing up daisies.
When is the brilliant and erudite John Houseman returning to TV?
Answer: When pigs fly.
(This is the final installment of "Where Are They Now?")

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