| ENTERTAINMENT |
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"Turn Off TV Week"
Specials in the Works at All Networks
Mariah Carey to headline "It's a
Vast, Vast, Vast, Vast Wasteland" on
FOX. NBC has "Don't Look, Read a
Book" theme; CBS will show test
pattern. |
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| FASHION |
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Already Out of Style
Next spring's fashions already out of
style, as are next fall's. |
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| TODAY'S RECIPE |
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Not-As-Good Chicken Parmesan
(This is a pale reflection of the
delicious dish your mother, a marvelous
cook, used to make with her own, homemade
sauce.)
Ingredients: skinless chicken
breasts, a little too much salt, not
quite enough bread crumbs and parmesan to
cover chicken, canned tomato sauce.
Add too much salt to chicken, dredge
in bread crumbs and parmesan, sauté in
excessive amount of oil until overcooked,
smother in canned tomato sauce.
Serve lukewarm with undercooked pasta
and wilted salad. This dish goes well
with bitter reflections on your
own many failures as a cook and a human
being. |
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| SOLUTION TO LAST WEEK'S PUZZLE: |
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MAN
IN THE STREET
This week we asked a
group of average New
Yorkers this question: |
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| Q: |
"If
you were voting today,
who would you vote for in
the New York senate
race?" |
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Ed, Manhattan:
"If I were voting
today I'd have no
place to go to cast my
ballot because the
polling places don't
open until November 7th!
It's a ridiculous
question." |
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| Spike, Brooklyn:
"The girl's gotta have it." |
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Woody, Upper
East Side: "I
don't vote for
anyone who would vote for
me." |
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| Rodney, Midtown: "I
vote for the underdog,
whoever that happens to
be." |
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Monica,
bi-coastal: "Omigod!
The election's
today?" |
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| Hillary,
Chappaqua: "I'm
not registered to vote in
this state." |
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